I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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