he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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