ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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