Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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