Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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