Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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