...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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