Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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