I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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