and my herpes radar will keep us safe
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
COCAINE IS GR8
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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