shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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