I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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