He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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