But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Randomize
