there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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