I look better un-naked...
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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