The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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