Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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