i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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