:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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