I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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