If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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