After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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