Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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