More tranny stories later!
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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