Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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