I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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