Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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