I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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