Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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