At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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