i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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