Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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