So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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