Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
do you believe in love at first sight?
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
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Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.