My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on