wakey wakey hands off snakey
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.