You're so nebulous sometimes
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Randomize
