literally had 100 drinks last night.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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