ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
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