I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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