Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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