Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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