I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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