We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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