help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
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We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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