it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
only if we run a train.
done.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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