Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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