I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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