She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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