I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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