I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
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yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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