office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
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No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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