I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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