If that was your dad, he is hot
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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