Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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