I feel like abortions should bother me more
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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