gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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